Exchange in order to visit Europe
Monday, 24 May 2010 03:27
Gert Duvenage
Hi,
A motorhome owner in the south of France, near Avignon, I was wondering if any of your members would be interested in doing an exchange in order to visit Europe. Renting a motorhome is expensive and exchanging with another motorhome owner seems to be a much better idea. House swapping is fairly common, but the idea of swapping a motorhome is not so well know. Here in Europe it's easy enough to do. Our insurance company allows us to lend (but not to rent) our motorhome, so there is no problem from that point of view. Of course you have to talk the matter over via e-mail with your future exchange partner.
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